Because, I got The FURminator.
When my sister first told me about it, I thought Ho-Hum, Another Cat Brush. But then I saw the Pictures.
And I was amazed, but also sort of grossed out.
But then I started asking people about it and everyone swore it was the best thing since furless cats.
And so, we went to PetSmart. Where the PetSmart lady told us The FURminator cost $42.99. For the smallest brush.
What? I don't own a brush that costs $42.99. Surely Mr. Baz does not need a brush that costs that much. But I asked him. He said he REALLY wanted it. And it was KITTY DAY, after all. How could I deny him a KITTY gift on KITTY DAY?
And then, I watched the Video in the store, which is clearly playing just to suck all pet owners in. Except maybe Turtle Owners ...
The FURminator vs. Mr. Baz.
You think you're the FURminator? You will not take MY fur. Oh no, you won't. I will TERminate you, FURminator.
The FURminator managed to get a bagful of fur. Mr. Baz, however, managed to get some mean teeth marks into the FURminator.
Then I sat down to watch this trailer, for Kitty Kitty, the new book by Michele Jaffe, which came out yesterday. Awesome.
How did you spend your Canada Day?