Sometimes 90210 doesn't know EVERYTHING...

I know, it's totally hard to believe that Brandon and Kelly and especially Donna don't know everything, but here's proof: Yesterday, Mariah* was on Ellen and they were talking turkey and Ellen said that Portia was going to learn how to make a turkey and Mariah said that she's afraid to learn how to cook a turkey because one of her friends wanted to cook a turkey and was watching a rerun of 90210 where they cooked a turkey and they didn't take the bag of gunk out fron inside** and so neither did Mariah's friend...



Oh those crazy Walsh kids. Also, was this the episode where Kelly was totally mad at Dylan because he wanted to go to the Walshes for Thanksgiving and she totally did not and they got in a fight and Brenda suddenly turned into Brendy-two-shoes and was all like, "I'll have more potatoes. Thanks!" I can't remember who cooked the turkey that time.

*How fabulous is Mariah? She was wearing the shortest, skintightiest dress ever and she was taking the tiniest steps ever (so her skintightiest dress wouldn't ride up, duh). I think it may be time for a Glitter movie weekend.

**If you take the gunk*** out and you have a cat, you have to immediately throw it in the garbage and seal it or your cat will try to eat it. Which is totally disgusting.

***The gunk is actually the giblets, gizzard, neck, heart and liver. Or some variation. Double disgusting.

Gobble gobble.