The Real Housewives is back!

It's no secret: I love the Real Housewives of The O.C., and I've been waiting for The Real Housewives of New York for months -- finally it's here! Tomorrow night, 10 p.m., Slice. 

Also, how excited am I about Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood? Ever since I read sTORI telling, I really can't get enough of Miss Donna. The premiere airs tonight at 10 p.m., also on Slice. 

Apparently, I'm like the TV Guide. That is, if you're into trashy reality TV. (There was a time that I said I was over reality. I'm not sure when that ended. Clearly, reality is my new reality.) If you're into documentaries, docudramas, dramaramas, and well, science shows, I got nothing. Sorry. That is all.